You can t spell without pick up lines

Need an icebreaker? These cheesy pick-up lines could come in handy. (Don't worry—they're too ridiculous for *anyone* to take seriously.)

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Working It

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

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Geek Love

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

If that made you laugh, you’ll love these funny physics jokes.

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Dried Fruits

“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

These funny food tweets are sure to make you smile.

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Word Nerd

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.”

Here are more clever grammar jokes for word nerds.

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Meter Man

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”

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Take Two

“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”

This collection of our best lawyer jokes will deliver the LOLs.

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Action, Action

“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”

These hilarious yearbook quotes will crack you up.

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Pun Fun

“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”

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Granted!

“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

These hilarious tweets are guaranteed to make you grin!

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Wheel Love

“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”

Not sure how you’d respond to a cheesy pick-up line like this? These hilarious comebacks might come in handy.

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Read My Lips

“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”

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Baker Man

“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”

Check out more groan-worthy bread puns.

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Check, Please!

“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”

If that one made you snicker, you’ll love these funny food jokes.

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Speedy Reader

“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”

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Medical Attention

“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

These hilarious first kiss stories will make you so glad you’re no longer a teenager.

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Number 2

“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”

These funny compliments are sure to win anyone over!

Originally Published: January 28, 2022