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It's funny how some fables became historic
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
But people will believe anything if it's written
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
December 25th has been blacklisted
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
Xmas has been X'd

No colored lights, no shopping sprees
No more presents under dead trees
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve

Jesuits are slowly turning dianetic
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
Cuz Easter's canceled too

No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last

No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
No more presents (we don't need christ)
Wonder dead trees (we got eight nights)
St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah)
But we don't grieve (the're all canceled)
We celebrate (our hanukah)
The last Christmas eve

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• 2012

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• Punk

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• Artist: NOFX
• Album: Self Entitled (2012)

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Xmas Has Been X'ed

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It's funny how some fables became historic

When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric

But people will believe anything if it's written

Especially in stone or ancient scroll

December 25th has been blacklisted

Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed

It was the last thing anyone ever expected

Xmas has been X'd

No colored lights, no shopping sprees

No more presents under dead trees

St. Nick is dead, but we don't grieve

We celebrate the last Christmas Eve

Jesuits are slowly turnin' Dianetic

Protestants increasingly become agnostic

Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams

Priests and nuns are molesting each other

Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist

Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist

But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew

'Cause Easter's canceled too

No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass

Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash

They canceled Lent and slowed down fast

Enjoy Christmas 'cause it's your last

No shopping sprees (Don't worry, son)

No more presents (We don't need Christ)

Under dead trees (We got eight nights)

St. Nick is dead (We got mitzvah)

But we don't grieve (The're all canceled)

We celebrate (Our Hanukkah)

The last Christmas Eve

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Writer(s): Burkett Michael John
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