Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stronger except bears

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, except for bears. Bears will kill you.”

Some days you need a good quote like that to make you laugh.  Today was one of those days for me and it’s amazing what a good quote, that you can relate to, can do to lift your spirits.  I thought today I would share a few fun quotes that most of us can relate to in one way or another so you can use them to help provide a pick-me-up for your own day.  I tried to include a good blend so hopefully you will see one that is relevant to your own life right now that will at the very least make you smile and hopefully even give you a reason to laugh out loud:

“Whoever said “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” has clearly never had cupcakes, or chocolate, or pizza.”

“If you have kids, don’t move your couch. Trust me.  Just don’t.”

“No man is worth crying over, and the one who is won’t make you cry.”

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself…..and spiders.”

“It’s a proven fact that women say twice as many words as men.  That’s because we have to repeat everything we say to them!”

“It’s not cellulite, it’s my body’s way of saying “I’m gorgeous” in braille.”

“When my kid’s act up in public I like to yell, “Wait until I tell your mother!” And pretend they aren’t mine.”

“Remember, women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.”

“Instead of organizing my house and cleaning my house, I pin ideas of how to organize and clean my house on Pinterest.  The irony isn’t lost on me.”

“The greatest thing about tomorrow is I will be better than I am today.”

“Everything in moderation.  Except Awesome.  You can never have too much awesome.”

I completely agree that you can never have too much awesome so I hope you all have a weekend that is chalk full of AWESOME!

~Amy