What do you call a can opener that doesnt work

I believe that a can opener that no longer works has become a can't opener

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level 1

Can't opener? Yep, sounds like my ex wife.

level 2

Well, all those glass jars ain't gonna open themselves!

level 1

I thank OP for a clean joke.

level 1

This reminds me I need to go buy a new can opener after work, thank you good sir

level 2

Did...did you just say that?

level 2

Username checks out, stoner needs to open can munchies after work.

level 1

A can opener made in Mexico that doesn't work would be a Mexican't opener... I'll see myself out

level 2

can a canopener be used as a cuntopener i wonder

level 2

fuck you too, have an upvote.

level 1

Open er? Damn near killed her!

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Sounds like my dating history.

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